carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut.

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

by gentaXY August 9, 2009