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carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
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carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
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Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"
by gentaXY August 9, 2009
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