carpet slut 

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut.

carpet slut by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

carpet slut 

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

carpet slut by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpe Sluttem 

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

Carpe Sluttem by gentaXY August 9, 2009