carpet log 

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

carpet log by alextheman October 27, 2012

carpetblogger 

A blogger who writes about a geographic region or subject matter he/she is not familiar with in order to gain notoriety, financial gain, or increased internet traffic.

This New York carpetblogger was bragging about how he and his peeps are going to come down to New Orleans and tell the true story of Katrina, what a douche.

carpetblogger by Dambala December 17, 2009

ali-carpetdog 

a cat that is in love with everything that has to do with a slice of thiccc bologna. (aka CJ the bologna cat.) (also know as Molly’s cat.)

Molly has an Ali-carpetdog.

ali-carpetdog by jjjbigtoes June 3, 2020