Carpet Hair 

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

Carpet Hair by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010

carpet hair 

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.

Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."

carpet hair by uwjshdysbsbhgd January 20, 2009

carpet hair 

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

carpet hair by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

Hairy Carpet 

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

Hairy Carpet by Smexalicious October 21, 2009