the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 13, 2011
A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
by Mike April 14, 2005
When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release
Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck
Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
by CarpetFarter June 6, 2009
When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
by James Livitski November 20, 2007
Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 9, 2021