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carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie July 22, 2005

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