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crapmuncher 

someone who eats crap (shit)
you're such a crapmuncher!!
crapmuncher by Simone Macdonald August 7, 2005

carpunching 

striking a vehicle with fist or foot after it nearly hits you. Typically used by cyclists but pedestrians utilize technique as well.
When I ride past diagonally parked vehicles I usually have to do some carpunching since most people back up without looking
carpunching by Huff Dodger September 4, 2009
A disrespectful arsehole who doesn't care about anyone but themself
You are a crapmunch, dude.
Crapmunch by WassabiChild November 19, 2016
A disrespectful arsehole who doesn't care about anyone but themself
You are a crapmunch, dude.
Crapmunch by WassabiChild November 19, 2016
1. To be a jerk
2. To munch on crap.
1. He was a total crapmunch.

2. I heard he crapmunches in his spare time.
crapmunch by Nunyafuckin Business October 21, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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