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Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.
For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!
When you're trying to say "Alright" but instead of using "Calm" you use "Carm"
Person 1: "hey give me the remote"
Person 2: " Carm"
Carm by GranddadFACTS March 16, 2021

Bad CARma 

When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!
Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!
Bad CARma by brooskitooski June 27, 2017
One of the most caring individuals you will ever meet. Usually shorter, however, she makes up for her height with her sense of humor and kickass attitude. She has the ability to scare people by giving them a look.
Your friend is such a Carime, she's so nice!
Carime by stringbean87 March 18, 2009