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carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018
An amazing dark haired beauty, with a soft, sexy, sensual way about her. She is the sweetest girl but can be your worst nightmare if you hurt her loved ones. Usually doing her own thing not giving a crap about anyone else. It takes a lot for someone to catch her mind. Family is her number one priority right by her lover. Knows how to enter a room with elegance yet jaw dropping sense of beauty. She can be the most caring and nurturing girl when it comes to kids. On the outside she seems like she has everything planned out but in the inside she is scared as fuck always worrying about the littlest things. Very down to earth. Will make you feel like you are the only one in the world. Kid at heart.
Example: Woah look over there,Carmela is entering the room
Carmela by just say the truth April 11, 2013
The prettiest girl in the world. Carries all the stars in the universe in her eyes. You admire her. She makes your heart flutter and butterflies soar in your stomach. Clumsy and awkward but in a cute way. She makes you smile whenever you see her. Has an air of intimidation around her, but in reality is a soft person. Pinchable cheeks, and gives the best hugs, (whenever she does of course, hugs are rare.)
"You're so annoying!"
"I know". replied Carmela, with a slight giggle
Carmela by weekndjoys October 14, 2019

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.
For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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