calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

calgonate by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009

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carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020

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calgonate • carbonate • carbonated • Carbonatey • Clognated • calgoat • Calgonize • Calorate • calvontae • calvontez

Carbonated Urine

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

Carbonated Urine by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011

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camgoatenfishegg

Literally: a camel stuffed with a goat stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a fish stuffed with an egg.

Usage: a greeting term used primarily in the morning. A greeting ideal for screaming across large distances.

Person 1: (I wonder if my roommate is awake yet, we are supposed to watch Weeds...)
Person 2: (walks in) Camgoatenfishegg!

Person 1: Camgoatenfishegg to you!

camgoatenfishegg by crows2222222 November 14, 2011