carlianys

Idk even know how to pronounce the god damn name wtf you parents must hate you

Carlianys wtf is that hahahaha

by Rapsadyqq October 12, 2020

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlinesque

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.

"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."

by adumb May 5, 2005

carlianne

Beautiful, fun loving, intelligent girl. Always ready to have fun, or chill and gaze at the stars all night. Trustworthy, dependable, and freaking gorgeous! Get you a Carlianne!!

Bro, who is your date tonight?
Bro, I got me a Carlianne, I'm blessed for life!

by Chief24 May 31, 2017

carlaysia

A cute and funny girl , she can dance & have an attitude with everyone, she haves a big booty ( lil booties matter) she quit, friendless , and smart she also nice to her boyfriend if you Ever go out with carlaysia stay with her

Carlaysia is a pretty young girl

by Cartissiyah June 15, 2018

charliany

is a brown skin Haitian girl that been through alot but always get through it with the help of her best friend. she beautiful and thick but doesnt believe it she think shes fat and ugly and have to much strech marks she has trust issues cuz she always get her heart broken keep everything inside her head so no one ask questions funny goofy behind closed doors shes kind crazy but dont let people see it if they aint close to her only trust her bestfriend and family keep her circle small dont like beef dont like drama but if it comes to the point she'll beat a bitch ass

damn charliany so insecure but she cute or whatever

by island princess July 27, 2019