The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of
shit,
kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who
kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of
shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna
come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I
believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go
jack off.