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Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlinesque 

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.
"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."
Carlinesque by adumb May 5, 2005

carlianne 

Beautiful, fun loving, intelligent girl. Always ready to have fun, or chill and gaze at the stars all night. Trustworthy, dependable, and freaking gorgeous! Get you a Carlianne!!
Bro, who is your date tonight?
Bro, I got me a Carlianne, I'm blessed for life!
carlianne by Chief24 May 31, 2017

carlaysia 

A cute and funny girl , she can dance & have an attitude with everyone, she haves a big booty ( lil booties matter) she quit, friendless , and smart she also nice to her boyfriend if you Ever go out with carlaysia stay with her
Carlaysia is a pretty young girl
carlaysia by Cartissiyah June 15, 2018

charliany 

is a brown skin Haitian girl that been through alot but always get through it with the help of her best friend. she beautiful and thick but doesnt believe it she think shes fat and ugly and have to much strech marks she has trust issues cuz she always get her heart broken keep everything inside her head so no one ask questions funny goofy behind closed doors shes kind crazy but dont let people see it if they aint close to her only trust her bestfriend and family keep her circle small dont like beef dont like drama but if it comes to the point she'll beat a bitch ass
damn charliany so insecure but she cute or whatever
charliany by island princess July 27, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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