Carlinesque 

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.

"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."

Carlinesque by adumb May 5, 2005

Caolanesque 

1)A beautiful dirty man whore also known as a he pimp, who wears a scarf to hide hickeys, has a bit of man fluff as a goatee and gels his hair back. 2)Often befriends men who like tractors,is known to lurk in dark places, often alcohol filled hell holes, moves from one girl to the next collecting as many hickeys possible in the shortest amount of time possible, drinking as many pints as possible in between
3)Thinks of himself as the sex, gods gift to women ect

'He's so hot, check out the scarf'
'yah totally caolanesque'
'He can suck on my neck anytime, he's a man ho, so caolanesque'

Caolanesque by sammy1990 December 29, 2008

Colinesque 

Endlessly searching for better, faster, cooler regardless of the usability or the price

He want's to change his site again? That is sooo colinesque

Colinesque by mvrekic June 1, 2009

colinesque 

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do

Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...

colinesque by andrei radu April 23, 2007

corbinesque

adjective pertaining to someone or somthing that is stupid, egotistical or undesirable. Can also refer to an individual who hits on girls regardless of age, appearance, or any other distinguishing features, as well as someone who uses large words without fully understanding their meanings.

Can you believe she's seeing six guys at once? How corbinesque!

He's hitting on a 14-year-old! Yuck, what a corbinesque thing to do!

corbinesque by Bardus Postulo January 2, 2008

Cardenesque 

Clumsy, shortsighted approach to all aspects of life. Examples of cardenesque behaviour may involved awkwardness in social situations, such as offering strangers small drinks or taking great offence at inanimate objects' presence.

Cardenesque behaviour is often associated with alcoholism, followed by an almost schizophrenic style of conversation where deep-rooted insults are followed immediately by profuse apologies and public displays of affection.

The results of sustained periods of such behaviour can be as minor as creating and repeatedly singing a personal theme-tune to far more sinister acts resulting in defecation or serious personal injury.

Examples of cardenesque conversations

A: "Might I buy you a SMALL glass of red wine?"

B: No

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A: "You're a cunt. I fucking hate you."

A: "I'm sorry I really love you I mean. Give me a kiss"

Cardenesque by theghostwhoneverlies May 17, 2009

Chaplinesque

adjective

resembling or characteristic of the humor or style of the film actor and director Charlie Chaplin.

"Chaplinesque opportunities for slapstick"

Chaplinesque by DrewZero® September 6, 2022