5 definitions by scared ass cheese looking nigg

August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Tessa

Tessa is a danish rapper. She tends to rap about nothing, but who she wants to have sexual intercourse with, when, and where. She, like every woman does, always complains about men.

Person1: Yo, wanna listen to some Tessa?
Person2: You fucking disgusting twat. Get out my house.

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Ali

Ali is a very short but intelligent creature. He tends to like playing with little boys atleast 10 years younger than him. He attracts all girls within a 100 meter radius. You can find an Ali at a mosque. He speaks indian to it may be hard to communicate

person: omg its an ali! I wanna fuck him in the ass
Ali: dinga dinga dinga dinga dinga
person: thats so fucking hot

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Casu Martzu

Casu Martzu is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live insect maggots
You put a round piece of cheese and place maggots inside. Then when the maggots leave a layer on top, people will come and eat it with the maggots inside.

Person 1: I love Casu Martzu
Person2: Kill yourself

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023