Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

Career Suicide by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

career suicide by Theamazinggeek April 20, 2019

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in and/or after 2014.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

Career Suicide by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

Career Suicide by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017

Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.

Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.

Career Suicide by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020