car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

by vanillasparkle November 4, 2018

car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.

I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!

by El Poopstersaurus November 7, 2018