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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.
POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.
CAR JACKING by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011

car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.
example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
car jacking by sxxs September 24, 2010

car jacking

The act of driving your car while simultaneously beating off and trying NOT to look at dudes..
I was car jacking the other day.. you know.. just driving around the ghetto, looking at crack ho's.. then.. i totally got my palm sauce all over the dash board, steering wheel and myself...
car jacking by billie blaze October 23, 2006

car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.
I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.
car-jacking by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

baltimore car jacking 

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.
I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.
baltimore car jacking by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

jacking it better than a car 

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.