captain stupid 

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

captain stupid by someone you will never know August 17, 2017

captain stupid head 

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

captain stupid head by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020