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Captain Kirking 

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.
"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."
Captain Kirking by qtpm February 26, 2019
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captain kirking 

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
captain kirking by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

Captain Kirkin' 

When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.
Marvin stole the best seat in the shop and he was totally Captain Kirkin' it!
Captain Kirkin' by KaosFreak February 29, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026