capozzi

The name of someone who likes to imagine that they are a squirrel

I saw a capozzi in a tree the other day

by Bigj7780 October 18, 2023

capuzzi

a really big hoe, or a girl that more miles than a Havana Taxi.

Hey did you see that nasty hoe walking down the road, she's a real capuzzi.

by Choad#1 October 5, 2011

Capizzi Chair

A special chair, first used by a teacher in Philly, that has three walls around it blocking the occupants view.

The only downside that it sometimes causes other students to have to suffer through the whining of the child occupying the chair, or even the possibility of the child attempting to move to neighboring desks.

The prefix "Capizzi" can also be used to describe any device used for student punishment.
Example: Capizzi Gun, Capizzi Grenade, Capizzi knife

"Steve was bein a real ass, so Farber moved him back to his Capizzi Chair"

"Don't start or i'll make you sit in the Capizzi Chair"

by Rap12G May 9, 2005

Buffi Capazzi

A Buffi Capazzi is a term used when oral sex is done to your partner while maintaining a piece of capicola or pepperoni in your mouth.

Man, my GF gave me the best Buffi Capazzi ever last night. She used pepperoni and capicola.

by John Hopkims September 7, 2011

Capoziene

Street drug originating in New York that creates the effect of blurred lines for an individual.

"Bro did you hear Robin Thicke's new song Blurred Lines?"

"Yeah man, but he wouldn't be man enough to use capoziene".

by Frank Bilco October 4, 2013

Capuzzied

(ka-POO-zied)
When you are in a public space (such as an elevator or plane) and silently fart and then look in a disgusted manner at those around you as if you are confused as to where such a horrible smell came from, and to express your offense at the potential culprit.

Cliff: Did you smell that on the elevator?
Michael: Yeah dude, that was me.
Cliff: What do you mean? You were looking at me like it was that bald guy in the corner!
Michael: Yeah, I totally Capuzzied them!

by hanibal3 June 21, 2014