Capuzzied

(ka-POO-zied)
When you are in a public space (such as an elevator or plane) and silently fart and then look in a disgusted manner at those around you as if you are confused as to where such a horrible smell came from, and to express your offense at the potential culprit.

Cliff: Did you smell that on the elevator?
Michael: Yeah dude, that was me.
Cliff: What do you mean? You were looking at me like it was that bald guy in the corner!
Michael: Yeah, I totally Capuzzied them!

by hanibal3 June 21, 2014

Cuzzied Up

Originally created by Joslyn Davis and Emile Ennis Jr. of Clevver News, the expression is a combination of "Cozied Up" and "Cuddled Up".

"Ryan posted the most adorable photo of him and Blake all cuzzied up by the fire."

by quesadillo April 18, 2019

capuzzi

a really big hoe, or a girl that more miles than a Havana Taxi.

Hey did you see that nasty hoe walking down the road, she's a real capuzzi.

by Choad#1 October 5, 2011

cuzzied up

to be cozy and cuddling.

Created by Emile and Joslyn on Clevver New’s ‘Rumor Patrol’.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look all cuzzied up in the photo.

by delizus April 17, 2019

Cuzzied Up

Fucced up

Cys always cuzzied up

by CbJaMp October 1, 2020

cafuzzled

to be deeply confused and unsure about something you were just told, in particular something you should already know a lot about

john: so how do you think you did on that nuclear decay test?
jim: bro i was so cafuzzled i think i failed for sure

by eagerfilthycousin December 2, 2024