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Capuzzied 

(ka-POO-zied)
When you are in a public space (such as an elevator or plane) and silently fart and then look in a disgusted manner at those around you as if you are confused as to where such a horrible smell came from, and to express your offense at the potential culprit.
Cliff: Did you smell that on the elevator?
Michael: Yeah dude, that was me.
Cliff: What do you mean? You were looking at me like it was that bald guy in the corner!
Michael: Yeah, I totally Capuzzied them!
Capuzzied by hanibal3 June 21, 2014
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Cuzzied Up

Originally created by Joslyn Davis and Emile Ennis Jr. of Clevver News, the expression is a combination of "Cozied Up" and "Cuddled Up".
"Ryan posted the most adorable photo of him and Blake all cuzzied up by the fire."
Cuzzied Up by quesadillo April 18, 2019
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a really big hoe, or a girl that more miles than a Havana Taxi.
Hey did you see that nasty hoe walking down the road, she's a real capuzzi.
capuzzi by Choad#1 October 5, 2011

cuzzied up

to be cozy and cuddling.

Created by Emile and Joslyn on Clevver New’s ‘Rumor Patrol’.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look all cuzzied up in the photo.
cuzzied up by delizus April 17, 2019

Cuzzied Up

Fucced up
Cys always cuzzied up
Cuzzied Up by CbJaMp October 1, 2020

cafuzzled 

to be deeply confused and unsure about something you were just told, in particular something you should already know a lot about
john: so how do you think you did on that nuclear decay test?
jim: bro i was so cafuzzled i think i failed for sure
cafuzzled by eagerfilthycousin December 2, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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