capital touch 

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

capital touch by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

torching the capitol by gnostic3 January 30, 2020