capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.
I'm afraid to capital touch my date.
by OhPeter103 March 07, 2015
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nubbing it up

To mess a situation up with the grace of a total fuckwad. To screw up something entirely too much.
Dude, Daniel, you're totally nubbing it up.
by OhPeter103 March 07, 2015
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