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capital P 

an ass so fat that it looks like the letter p when you see it from a profile view.
1. Yo, she gotta donkey looks like a capital p son!
capital P by adedeezy 5000 September 8, 2008

Capital P 

a man who, when stands side on, his whole body looks like P
omg amys dad is capital p
Capital P by clur May 14, 2005

Capital P 

Yo, did you hear about edp445? Turns out he’s a capital P
Capital P by LikeAH4wk January 4, 2022

Wussy With a Capital 'P' 

A term for pussy, used in the context of being a wimp, not the female sexual organ.
Usually used when around someone older or important. (or just to avoid people getting mad at you)
Guy 1: Wow it's cold outside!
Guy 2: No it's not
Guy 1: I guess I'm just a Wussy With a Capital 'P'

platonic with a capital P 

A statement of Robin Buckley from stranger things, season 4 on Netflix
“Steve and I are just friends. Like platonic with a capital P”

Capital Punishment 

The official and legal definition for the death penalty. It is usually the reward for most high-class felonies, such as first-degree murder, rape, etc. In the United States, it is usually carried out by means of lethal injection, but other places in the world still use methods such as firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Some countries and states have been known to have banned the practice because of its gruesome nature.
In 2005, Stanley Tookie Williams, one of the founders of the Crips gang was awarded Capital Punishment for three counts of first degree murder and larceny. He's probably in hell now.
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Pee Calculus

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