canned cheese 

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

canned cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011

canned cheese 

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

canned cheese by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004

canned cheese energy 

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

canned cheese energy by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021