Canen

A cancel culture karen.

Bob: Have you seen the amount of canens on twitter?
Joe: Yeah its terrifying

by somecoolguyontheinternet March 30, 2021

canen

Usually a guy with a great sense of humor and is really hot!! Got a big booty and loves his girl best friend! He is always hanging out with her! He usually had black/brown hair / braces.oh yea and if you tell him something he usually does what you ask ! And another thing they might be dickheads at first! But they are extremely funny when you get close to them! Never play with his feelings!it's not ok!! They are hot and amazing !

I wish I had a friend like canen. SHE IS SO LUCKY!!!

by Bamagurl2037689 November 28, 2018

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Cane bay highschool

Cane bay highschool is a newly built location in the small state of South Carolina. Home to the too good for you preps , yee yee fuckers and pregnant girls that are known to go into labor usually during 3rd period. The only redeeming quality about the school is that we have good snacks , but last month they raised the prices of honey buns to $1.50 which increased my hatred towards the school. The teachers at cane bay will pass you no matter the circumstances just to avoid a classroom full of super seniors ( we have those too). Cane bay highschool has the highest level of security, with a fight at every hall and a drug deal in every classroom you can count on the apathetic , overweight security to do their jobs to the least of their ability ( except for Mr.Wright the best teacher at the whole school ). If you’re soon to be a new student and need some tips on fitting in. Just slap a vineyard vines logo onto anything you own and carry around juul pods to hand out to the nicc addicted crackheads that roam the halls. Cake on that mascara and wear a camo hoodie that smells like cat piss and cigarettes and you’re good to go. Welcome to cane bay highschool , and don’t forget to have a great cane bay day ( it’s your choice )

Wtf is that smell??
“ oh that’s the smell of despair leaking from cane bay highschool “

by Greyhound bound December 28, 2018

calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

dio cane

Italian word for disappointment

Dio cane cosa metti briscola, incapace
Sir, you play cards in a terrible way

by howay June 4, 2013

Twirl a cane

To follow a fat person through a crowd, particularly on a crowded dance floor.

Josh: "How do you move through the crowd so well?"

Forrest: "Dude, I was twirling a cane behind that fat chick over there."

Or

Forrest: "Quick, Josh! Let's twirl a cane before this fat guy moves along!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011