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Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
Canadian Bowling Ball by anonymous January 10, 2019

Canadian Cannon Ball

After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.
So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.

Canadian Ballet 

Euphemism for a strip club.
I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.
Canadian Ballet by Kevbo August 24, 2003

Canadian Ballet 

Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.
Canadian Ballet by DaSnooze April 19, 2016

canadian ballet 

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints
Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?
canadian ballet by Steve September 15, 2004

Canadian Balls

When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.
Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"
Canadian Balls by MJazzy April 22, 2009