After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.
So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.
When you goswimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.
Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.