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Can is can 

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".
Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can
Can is can by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022

is it can be tiem for teh 

Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."
Is it can be tiem for teh drinkypoos?

Of course gravy, I only wish it could be all the time.

the worst she can say is no 

This is what your friend said to you if you're about to ask your crush to go on a date
Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿

Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what

the worst she can say is no

A phrase that everyone uses when you're nervous before hitting up your crush. Unfortunately, the worst thing she could say is usually far worse than 'no'.
Friend 1: The worst she can say is no!
Friend 2: The worst she can say is no!
Friend 3: The worst she can say is no!

Me: Do you wanna go to prom with me?
Crush: I slept with your dad last night.

This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.
Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.