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the worst she can say is no

A phrase that everyone uses when you're nervous before hitting up your crush. Unfortunately, the worst thing she could say is usually far worse than 'no'.
Friend 1: The worst she can say is no!
Friend 2: The worst she can say is no!
Friend 3: The worst she can say is no!

Me: Do you wanna go to prom with me?
Crush: I slept with your dad last night.
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word factori

An optimisation puzzle video game about combining letters to make new letters made by Star Garden Games.
Hello Youtube! Today we're going to play this game called 'word factori'!

*3 HOURS LATER*
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE C!?
by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023
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Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!
A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?
by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023
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No one:

Not even a single soul:

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by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023
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Bubble Sort

Bubble Sort (AKA Sinking Sort) is a type of sorting algorithm. Bubble sort is only slightly effective when the list's order is already nearly correct. It's best at short lists but takes a very long time on large and extensive lists. Use this information for nothing :)
Things no Programmer has ever said before:
Programmer: I'm gonna use Bubble Sort for this extremely large and extensive list of all the words that are in Onelook
If you have said this, your dumber than a rock.
by Tristan reads the dictionary November 14, 2022
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long description

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A phenomenon called "long description" that happens when you type too many uppercase W's.
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