Can I come?

Something lonely people say on a Friday night.

person 1: Hey what's going on?
person 2: Party, invite only
person 1: Can I come?
person 2: Yeah… I guess

Can I come? by lonelysigh... October 12, 2012

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

Can I Come? by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

can I come over to see your puppy 

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

can I come over to see your puppy by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! by Breadcat February 10, 2021