can good

A can good is someone who is great at sports gets ladies and has people wanting to be him

Did u see can good dunk he is so awesome

by Vaughn victor September 4, 2016

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Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

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Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

by A_fabulous_assertion February 7, 2020

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A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

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YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

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