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Baruch College Campus High School 

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K
Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

West Campus High School  

An awesome school that is very diverse. Their population with blacks are now up to a whopping 8 percent. School is ran by principal Baffico and VP Gish. Rules with a golden fist. Here are some of the very strict rules

no red, white,blue or american flag styled t-shirts
no cursing whatsoever
no random dancing
no open toed shoes
no mohawks
no weapons of mass destruction
no chewing gum

any of the rules being broken will result in expulsion

The school also indulges in the good things in life such as having to share a cafeteria with an elementary school, fun collapsing roofs, instruments from middles schools, and a shelf
Sharon: West Campus High School has the highest API in the universe!
Danny: They also have a lot of e-tards.

West Campus High School 

(West Campus High School) An institution in which alcohol and Marijuana is more important than water, drugs are the number-one source of a person's income, and football players get away with anything, including assault and driving under the influence. The ratio of Hispanics to Caucasions is 200:1. Also, if you are a male and have long hair/ wear A&F or Hollister, you are instantly popular. Emo kids, however, are frowned upon.
-Yo man, I wanna get Fucked UP!
-Okay, let's go find some kids who go to West Campus High School, they know where the parties are at.

-Dude, is the A/C broken again?
-Yea, everything is broken here nigga!

-Woah, Kevin's a faggot!
-Dude did you just figure that out?

-Hey didn't we run a train on that girl last night?
-Yea, dude Keith cream-pied her.

West Campus High School 

A school in sacramento that tries really hard but just kinda fails. It's problems start with the fact that it used to be an old middle school and end with the fact that the principal has no idea what she is doing. The athletic field is a bowl not big enough for either a full sized soccer field of a half sized football field but somehow has 3 baseball/softball fields. Most of the teachers suck at least some ass. The school shares a cafeteria and a parking lot with an elementart school. It is supposed to be a college prep school but you could probably go to any other high school in the urea and go to college. In other words in less there is a really good reason why you should go to West Campus, don't.
ben:where do you go to high school
john:West Campus High School
ben:oohh ouch


priya:dude I'm leaving West Campus
dani:oh dude that only 20% sucks

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus 

A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.
Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!

Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
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