camoflatulence

Attempting to "pass wind" (Alright... farting) as quietly as possible. A loud cough can help to cover any sound.

The one cheek sneak is a good example of camoflatulence.

camoflatulence by Kenneycan July 12, 2016

cruoflatulence 

To fart blood.

from Latin cruor, cruoris, "blood" + flatulence (from Latin flatulo, flatulare "to fart")

Sorry I'm so late, sir -- my cruoflatulence was out of control this morning.

cruoflatulence by stercus October 10, 2010

catflatulence

verb: 1. feline intestinal gas expelled from the "back-side" or "butt"; to break wind; often not audible but definitely recognized. More often than not - terribly "rank".

When you have either fed your kitty too much of what he/she shouldn't have or the feline in question just wants to "mess" with you.

"Kitty has terrible catflatulence and wishes to perch upon her/his owner's shoulder to show just what horrible odors a kitty kitty can emit."

catflatulence by The Big Sister Bee December 11, 2009