1.) Very attractive man who is very romantic
2.) Smart and funny
3.) He is a chick magnet
4.) Has a huge dick and all the ladys want it
2.) Smart and funny
3.) He is a chick magnet
4.) Has a huge dick and all the ladys want it
Girl: hey babe you got to go
Guy: why...
Girl: because your not a calvn
Guy: calvn??
Girl: look it up
Guy: why...
Girl: because your not a calvn
Guy: calvn??
Girl: look it up
by suzzygirl22 March 19, 2014
Get the calvn mug.A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
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late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
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Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.
“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.
Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.
Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.
by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020
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Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
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