calvia 

an beautiful/fine girl that everyone would want

calvia is fine af my g

calvia by follow yxng_bagZ on instagram March 12, 2019

he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

he who ate all the caviar by Berudagon January 20, 2015

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

calvin and hobbes 

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003

Calvin and Hobbes 

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes by dj_monged September 2, 2004