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Lover Callots 

A japanese band that is criminally underrated. I haven’t found all of their music, and though it can be found on YouTube and Apple Music, I think Spotify is the best collection of their songs. The music I have found so far was released from 2003 to 2010.
Joanne: damn, that baseline slaps, and the singer has a cute voice! Who is this?
John: a band named Lover Callots
Lover Callots by Nimrod JR December 23, 2024

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."
beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009
emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;
I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam
Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Beer callous 

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.
Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.
Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010

callous phallus 

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
callous phallus by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Fanny callous 

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum
Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.
Fanny callous by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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