A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

Fatty calling the fatty fat by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010

calling uncle earl

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

I ain't calling you a truther! by uberSMACK September 12, 2014

callington

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB

What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"

callington by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026