Callmecarson dated a 17 year old when he was 19. People labed him a pedophile. Now everyone on Twitter calls a one year age gap pedophilia
This is The callmecarson effect

The callmecarson effect by Blackknight666 February 14, 2021

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CallMeCarson

Bandkids' Idle

hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!

CallMeCarson by SonicLover8000 October 22, 2020

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guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

callmecarson by Your Pseudonym (laugh) February 26, 2021

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callmekarizma

a very good looking music artist who is extremely sweet but also can be quite salty, constantly horny, but still a great guy with cool ass hair.

“wow who’s that? he looks cool!” “oh, that’s callmekarizma”

callmekarizma by happyparriott August 31, 2017

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CallMeCarson

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.

Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.

CallMeCarson by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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