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Callahan Theory 

The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.
Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
Callahan Theory by MickWhop July 23, 2012

callihanistan

Callihanistan is a place at William J. Brennan High school in room E208. Dictator Callihan teaches and all his rules and requests *MUST* be followed.
Jenna: Jeez, that lesson in Callihanistan was really hardcore

Daniel: Oh jeepers! I have that class next
callihanistan by Very bad personal January 24, 2020
A girl who is good at everything. Not to mention is a total babe
"That girl is such a Callia"
callia by Paulshafowdrix November 9, 2013
Caliah-A girls name Though Caliah seems introverted at first once you get to know her she is the most wonderful and beautiful person you will ever meet.Keep her close because one you loose her you'll never get her back.
Friend-Sup Caliah you beatifically thing.
Caliah-Don't e silly your way more pretty that me.
caliah by looloobelle August 16, 2017

Calliphony 

CALLIPHONY: The melodious and harmonious sounds - manifested inextricably within the collectively blissful embodiment of pregnantly joyful euphony.

CALLIPHONY is the as of yet uncoined and obviously absent opposite of the well known adjective CACOPHONY, (which is currently notably lacking in any other accurately or articulately quotable antithesis).

ORIGIN of CALLI-PHONY: Roots come from the Greek words CALLI and CACO, meaning 'Beautiful' and 'Ugly' when used to preface the nouns in following examples, be appended hither & thither-to.

Opposite: CACO-PHONY
They entered the chamber to final embrace,
At a patently perfect and pertinent pace,
All created completed and cultured around,
A divinely and oddly indelible sound,
Now a totally manifest audible hit,
It's exquisitely carved of incredible shit,
It's a sound that we've claimed,
Supersonically named -
And collectively
Now
Call...
CALLIPHONY!

Definition: C A L L I P H O N Y !
Opposite: CACO-PHONY

As exampled by:

CALLI-PYGIAN & CACO-PYGIAN - Having beautifully or distastefully shaped buttocks.

As in: "The Callipygian Call-Girl fared financially superiorly to her disproportionately buxom-less, and only very recently blonder CacoPygian counterpart".

CALLI-GRAPHY & CACO-GRAPHY Beautiful and visually distasteful Handwriting).

As in: His beautiful and painstakingly penned Ancient Celtic CALLIGRAPHY brought as much joy and light into the classroom as her unattractive scrawls and CACOGRAPHICAL scribblings took from it.
Calliphony by FractalGod June 21, 2011
A beautiful girl with an attitude who always tells what's wrong she can be mean but she mean funny and she can't keep her feelings inside at all and she looks for guys that our trusting and won't break her heart
Girl one:hi I'm carliah
Girl two:I read about you carliahs you are gonna be my bestfriend
Girl one:ok let's have fun
carliah by Jbythebay February 21, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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