Calk

To join a cult

Marry Sunshine accidentally calked last week.

by Music2975 November 10, 2019

calk

Calk-when you call and talk to someone from your mobile device.

I’m going to calk my wife and find out where we are going tonight.

by ToeDoc March 4, 2023

Calk

A Duck nose on a PersonsErection While the Cum

bruh my Calk is So big that It Exploded like a WW2 Gernade

by Solare87E November 21, 2019

Calkenphunkel

Calkenphunkel is a nonsensical word, like one that poet Lewis Carroll would write, as in the poem "Jabberwocky."
Similar terms/synonyms include; minarfinated, cattywampus, discombobulated, et Cetra. To calkenphunkel.

"Chad! They really calkenphunkel'd it up!"

by Doornail451 February 5, 2021

calka

a fucking cunt who sucks dick

that guy is such a calka, he sucked my brother and my dad

by dklfsdklfj January 13, 2009

calko

if someone says something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: I had sex with her and she didnt liked it and then i married my dog.

Me: AHHHHHH Calko

Friend: dats calko

by Permanentmood January 22, 2019

Calko

calko means when you do something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: bro i took a cool picture from you, post it!
Me: really?? Show me
Friend: i didnt saved it
Me: AHHH thats calko

by Permanentmood February 4, 2019