Calkenphunkel is a nonsensical word, like one that poet Lewis Carroll would write, as in the poem "Jabberwocky."
Similar terms/synonyms include; minarfinated, cattywampus, discombobulated, et Cetra. To calkenphunkel.

"Chad! They really calkenphunkel'd it up!"

Calkenphunkel by Doornail451 February 5, 2021

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calka

a fucking cunt who sucks dick

that guy is such a calka, he sucked my brother and my dad

calka by dklfsdklfj January 13, 2009

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calko

if someone says something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: I had sex with her and she didnt liked it and then i married my dog.

Me: AHHHHHH Calko

Friend: dats calko

calko by Permanentmood January 22, 2019

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Calko

calko means when you do something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: bro i took a cool picture from you, post it!
Me: really?? Show me
Friend: i didnt saved it
Me: AHHH thats calko

Calko by Permanentmood February 4, 2019

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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