Calkenphunkel is a nonsensical word, like one that poet Lewis Carroll would write, as in the poem "Jabberwocky."
Similar terms/synonyms include; minarfinated, cattywampus, discombobulated, et Cetra. To calkenphunkel.

"Chad! They really calkenphunkel'd it up!"

Calkenphunkel by Doornail451 February 5, 2021

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calka

a fucking cunt who sucks dick

that guy is such a calka, he sucked my brother and my dad

calka by dklfsdklfj January 13, 2009

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calko

if someone says something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: I had sex with her and she didnt liked it and then i married my dog.

Me: AHHHHHH Calko

Friend: dats calko

calko by Permanentmood January 22, 2019

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Calko

calko means when you do something stupid that does not make sense.

Friend: bro i took a cool picture from you, post it!
Me: really?? Show me
Friend: i didnt saved it
Me: AHHH thats calko

Calko by Permanentmood February 4, 2019

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