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Calculated 

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
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Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

calculated risk 

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
calculated risk by santidal December 20, 2013

Calculated 

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
Calculated by glberns October 25, 2010