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california-rich 

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007
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california-rich 

where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only california-rich.
california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

california-rich 

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

california rich 

where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only "california rich."

Richard from California 

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
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