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calebjohn 

A very smart guy, a good gamer. He acts as if he has no feelings,doesn't care about what people think of him but deep inside he does care and has feelings it's just that he needs the right one to unlock that part of his heart. P. S:HE HATES LOSING OR NOT GETTING WHAT HE WANTS ALSO HATES BEING BOSSED AROUND.
me:calebjohn,iwant u to be my bestie
Calebjohn:stop dreaming, it can never happen
calebjohn by Hamqih neekey March 30, 2019
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caleefohneea! 

A place once called California, but its name has long since been changed by a certain man who has taken control. This man is known as the governator.
Welcome to CALEEFOHNEEA! My name is AHNOLD and I am DE GOVEHNATAH!
caleefohneea! by The Messenger October 14, 2004

calebjob 

the act of consuming children after a hand-job.
last night Sarah gave me a "calebjob" and it was pretty weird.
calebjob by whatt earp September 14, 2017

calebchong55

A Tiktoker Thats Weird And Edits And Used To Be A Tiktok Dancer But Now A Editor
Person 1 : Have you seen calebchong55's tiktok?
Person 2 : Who is that
Person 1 :follow him NOW!
calebchong55 by an idiot ;) May 19, 2021

Cartunes calebjosh 

When two employees at a car audio/ window tinting/detailing/emergency lighting outfitting/ poor people free vehicle checking shop engage in anal and the giver receives a poop cork from the power bottom who forgot to douche before making love. The poop cork typically will remain unnoticed until the giver takes his first post cum pee and hears a “ting” in the toilet as the poop cork is pushed out the end of his penis and rumpled foreskin at a high velocity into the side of the toilet bowl like a co2 powered air soft gun shooting poop pellets. The origin of the poop cork usually derived from a male of larger than average length reaching the untapped poop deposit buried deep in the power bottoms butt mine. Once poop corks are achieved, it is usually referred to as a long wall just as it is in coal mining. Only this is poop mining with a goal of eventual cum mining.
Josh was mining Caleb’s butt mine when he struck a previously untapped poop mine with his long wall drill Dong. They knew they had struck smelly gold when Joshs long wall spewed cum then got packed with poop forming a poop cork. At that point, Caleb knew he had been cartunes calebjosh
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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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