calebjob
calebjob by whatt earp September 14, 2017
calebjohn
A very smart guy, a good gamer. He acts as if he has no feelings,doesn't care about what people think of him but deep inside he does care and has feelings it's just that he needs the right one to unlock that part of his heart. P. S:HE HATES LOSING OR NOT GETTING WHAT HE WANTS ALSO HATES BEING BOSSED AROUND.
calebjohn by Hamqih neekey March 30, 2019
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When two employees at a car audio/ window tinting/detailing/emergency lighting outfitting/ poor people free vehicle checking shop engage in anal and the giver receives a poop cork from the power bottom who forgot to douche before making love. The poop cork typically will remain unnoticed until the giver takes his first post cum pee and hears a “ting” in the toilet as the poop cork is pushed out the end of his penis and rumpled foreskin at a high velocity into the side of the toilet bowl like a co2 powered air soft gun shooting poop pellets. The origin of the poop cork usually derived from a male of larger than average length reaching the untapped poop deposit buried deep in the power bottoms butt mine. Once poop corks are achieved, it is usually referred to as a long wall just as it is in coal mining. Only this is poop mining with a goal of eventual cum mining.
Josh was mining Caleb’s butt mine when he struck a previously untapped poop mine with his long wall drill Dong. They knew they had struck smelly gold when Joshs long wall spewed cum then got packed with poop forming a poop cork. At that point, Caleb knew he had been cartunes calebjosh
Cartunes calebjosh by Shadowcasteratcartunesmr1000 April 6, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026