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cal is on me 

Meaning you're carrying a gun on you. This is important in case someone is mad because you're styling on them.
oh u mad cuz i'm stylin on u,
u got better gear u couldn't style it on me,
plus the cal is on me,
so act up, and you gonna fucking have to lay down---
*WHAP*
cal is on me by gstorms March 18, 2011
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cal is on me • cal-i • Cal • cal-o • cal poly • Cal-f • Cal Poly Pomona • Cal U • CAL'D • CAL-P

cal is on me 

slang. Coloquial english used especially by inner city youth meaning This dude better not steal on me while that other cat tapin.
More often then not the above phrase preceeds the speaker being stole on while "that other cat" records the events
"Oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
You could have better gear and couldnt style it on me
Plus the cal is on me..."
*DUFF!!*
cal is on me by Hollaback bish!! January 4, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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