Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

by B. Snooks July 05, 2017

Cake Rape

(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.

The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.

by OwenSael November 12, 2009

rape cake

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.

Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.

by JustMe1 December 14, 2006

Rape Cake

Cake that has been baked with a large dose of rohypnol, so that anyone that eats it is susceptible to date rape by a large black man.

Bitch, just eat the damn rape cake. You wanna have a good time at this party?

by benmarvin February 04, 2011

Rape cake

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.

The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.

by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019

rape cake

the removed placenta of a rape victim. The word originates from Sweden where placenta translates into "moderkaka" which can be split into "moder", which means "mother", and "kaka", which means "cake".

Would you like a piece of this rape cake which I laid my hands on yesterday?

by LowSociety February 27, 2009