cairny 

a bean suckin, long nosed, pillow biting, log ploppin, cack droppin, deep throatin male that is loved dearly

that cairny is beanin through his teeth again

cairny by Nick Van Der Gaar December 29, 2007

Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009

carny 

1. freak

2. shortform for carnival

3. Someone who works at a carnival

I saw an extremely fat and tugley carny with unusually small eyes which got much bigger when it smelled my popcorn.

Want to go to the carny?

That nice carny over there gave me a discount on cotton candy.

carny by CannyVanni January 5, 2011

Cairn

1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.

1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”

Cairn by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019

Carny'd

The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.

To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.

Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!

Carny'd by KillaTON February 27, 2009

cairns fag 

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?

cairns fag by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

carnyte 

one of the cutest person you will meet in your life
one of the greatest friends you could ever ask for
carnyte makes the world way more better

i love carnyte

carnyte by yuaimari May 5, 2022