cairny

a bean suckin, long nosed, pillow biting, log ploppin, cack droppin, deep throatin male that is loved dearly

that cairny is beanin through his teeth again

by Nick Van Der Gaar November 30, 2007

Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 07, 2009