Carny'd

The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.

To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.

Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!

Carny'd by KillaTON February 27, 2009

Carly D. and Tory H. 

2 lil love birds :) Carly especially loves Tory!

Tory H. - "Carly, I LOVE YOU!"
Carly D. - "Tory, I LOVE YOU MORE!"

awweeehh! <3
Carly D. and Tory H. are gonna be together forever....

Carly D. and Tory H. by Memimely September 24, 2011

Carney'd 

To recieve anal sex in an alarmingly rough manor, so much to the point your anal hole splits from violent manoeuvres

You my friend just got carney'd

Aww no, I feel like I've been carney'd!

Carney'd by Halowarrior81 November 22, 2011

Carny Dope 

A drink that is a mixture of Red bull and Mt. Dew. Often used to keep carnies (sideshow people) awake for long periods of time.

The bearded lady was looking a little tired but after some carny dope she was fine!

Carny Dope by GoodLife20090 May 27, 2011

carly day 

Carly Day is a civic holiday on March 3 and is recognized in some areas of Western Canada - but not many. There are ongoing union disputes surrounding the holiday and various lobby groups are struggling to have it recognized as a statutory holiday as celebrations grow larger every year. Most unique part of Carly Day celebrations are the hats. Carly Day hats usually are bright purple visors worn upside down. Some have animal print or rainbow bands and a rat tail like braid that extends from the back - to which people add charms. Each year on Carly Day a new charm gets added to the Carly Day visor. Common symbols on Carly Day visor charms are: vikings, grilled cheese, or the corno portofortuna. It is also customary to only wear hot pants and pink sneakers on this day. Many people gather with family and friends to compose their own Carly Day rap songs.

The historical roots of Carly Day surround the following of comet 209P/Linear though the first celebration of Carly Day is not recorded.

Lisa: "Will you come to my birthday barbecue tomorrow, Chad?"
Chad: "Oooo sorry Lisa. I just can't. It's Carly Day tomorrow. My mom got me a new corno charm and I've got my telescope set up to watch 209P/Linear all night long."
Lisa: "Dammit. Why did I plan my party for Carly Day."

carly day by Jiminy Farmerson June 6, 2014

Carni-dog 

The act of defecating into a woman’s vagina followed by then consuming the fecal matter out of the vagina, and /or preforming sexual intercourse with said fecal filled vagina.

“I carni-dogged her”. “Man I just want to carni-dog her tonight after a fresh bowl of soup” “I would carni-dog her all night long, but no way am I gonna tell her I love her” “man, it smells like someone got carni-dogged in here!”

Carni-dog by Carni-dog connoisseur July 5, 2021

corny dick

When your dick feels like corn

I had a corny dick for my girlfriend when she stripped

corny dick by Coat Man May 26, 2008