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The surge in happiness after drinking copious amounts of coffee.
Dude! I just had four cups of Folgers. I'm so caffy!
Caffy by Caffy Jon May 10, 2016
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Caffy Bait 

A term for a small breasted girl usually under the age of 15 but always younger than 18. The term describes a certain type of Jailbait. Originates on the website "Jailbait Gallery" for the well known member Caffy, who enjoyed pictures of these girls so openly, his name became the standard of describing them.
"Look at that hot girl over there. She's got mosquito bites."
"Haha, yeah, she's totally Caffy bait."

"I made out with this girl yesterday, but she was so flat."
"Yeah, she was really Caffy bait."
Caffy Bait by clevermark92 August 14, 2009
Yo Jaime is Caffy bro, she is fine as hell. But she gets me jokes, and is super chill to be around !
Caffy by Loos_Goose February 11, 2021
1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
Caffey by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015

kaleb caffey 

the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p
that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.

The Caffey 

The CPR device for giving high quality CPR like they did in the old days.
Fuck bro, she coded grab the caffey
The Caffey by Russalami April 15, 2021