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Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.
The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...
cafeind by Scofield September 28, 2009
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cafeing is when someone laughs or breathes into a bowl or other smoking device resulting in the weed and ashes to be blown all over.

also when someone drops your weed on the ground.

also can be noun "cafer"

or verb "cafe" "cafed"

pronounced "kayf"
example 1
guy #1 drops bag of weed on ground while taking a hit.

guy #2 "Dude why are you always cafeing with my weed?!"

example 2
guy#1 tells a funny joke

guy#2 laughs and blows weed out of bowl

guy#1 Dude why do you always cafe in my car?
cafeing by Deadmoose August 30, 2009
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caffeind 

A group of fly (possibly drug dealing) mofos who upload trippy video artworks to YouTube in the hopes to hypnotize the youth of Australia to do there dirty work.
Hey Steve did you see the new video artwork the caffeind boys put up?
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.
caffeind by Jay Dark a.k.a Yoseph November 30, 2013

Cafeinated 

An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.
You sound like such a wanker when you tell people your bike is 'cafeinated'.
Cafeinated by tonup June 22, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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