cafeind 

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

cafeind by Scofield September 28, 2009

cafeing 

cafeing is when someone laughs or breathes into a bowl or other smoking device resulting in the weed and ashes to be blown all over.

also when someone drops your weed on the ground.

also can be noun "cafer"

or verb "cafe" "cafed"

pronounced "kayf"

example 1
guy #1 drops bag of weed on ground while taking a hit.

guy #2 "Dude why are you always cafeing with my weed?!"

example 2
guy#1 tells a funny joke

guy#2 laughs and blows weed out of bowl

guy#1 Dude why do you always cafe in my car?

cafeing by Deadmoose August 30, 2009

caffeind 

A group of fly (possibly drug dealing) mofos who upload trippy video artworks to YouTube in the hopes to hypnotize the youth of Australia to do there dirty work.

Hey Steve did you see the new video artwork the caffeind boys put up?
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.

caffeind by Jay Dark a.k.a Yoseph November 30, 2013

Cafeinated 

An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.

You sound like such a wanker when you tell people your bike is 'cafeinated'.

Cafeinated by tonup June 22, 2011