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Man: My son really wants a cafafee, and you're telling me it's not here?
Petshop Owner: That's because it doesn't exist.
cafafee by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020
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Carafee (pron. "\kə-RAf' ē"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.
{Paul}: I douched out the carafee but the coffee still tastes like shit.
{Craig} Maybe you need to wash the filter basket too.
carafee by Telephony December 19, 2020
Coffee, but mixed with enough sugar to become a gloppy, gooey like substance. Basically almost to a solid form.
Ashley poured so much sugar into her coffee that she made Caffee! Then she ate it with a spoon.
Caffee by James Ottoson May 7, 2007

Caffeeps 

For a person who has locational bipolar disorder, caffeine + peeps (people) can life one's mood instantly. Extroverts will really relate to this!
I need some caffeeps because I'm feeling really dead today.
Caffeeps by ohiotubagal February 5, 2010

Caffeening 

The extreme caffeine craving caffeine addicts get when they don't get their daily coffee fix; feening for caffeine.
Oh, man... I haven't had coffee since yesterday. I'm caffeening so bad.
Caffeening by TheHereticTheory November 23, 2011

Caffeeding 

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon
"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"
Caffeeding by taypsu2 February 14, 2018